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Club Jev: talk your way past an AI bouncer
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Club Jev: talk your way past an AI bouncer

A mini-game where TypeSafe's Jev judges your excuse in one ~300 ms call.

Another day, another TypeSafe Jev post on your feed (this one has a game though).

Spent the weekend trying to talk my way past Boris - an unforgiving AI bouncer that judges you with three primitives in a single shot with Jev’s help:

  • Choice: unhook rope/roast/eject
  • Score: 1 - 5 vibe rating
  • Noul: 0 - 100% excuse plausibility

Jev does this with a total round-trip latency of ~300ms. Feels snappy enough to drop into systems that need near-instant evaluation or decisions based on provided state.

Go try talking your way into Club Jev while my TypeSafe credits last: https://club-jev.madeby.dev

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